Churchill once quipped that "Russia is a riddle wrapped in a mystery inside an enigma".
Likewise, the 906 page "Patient Protection and Affordable Care Act" is a turd wrapped in corruption inside a trojan horse.
But who actualy wrote ObamaCare?
Anthony Weiner claimed at a Middle Village Property Tax Association townhall that he was the author. This seems unlikely given that he was too busy tweeting nude pics of himself to barely legal colege co-eds to have the time to write ObamaCare.
Max Baucus (D-Mont.), lead sponsor and supposed author of the Senate bill admitted last Monday that he never actualy read it.
Others are certain Robert Creamer (husband of far leftist Congress woman Jan Schakowsk) wrote it in jail serving time for 16 counts of bank fraud. Like Hitler's Mein Kompt, Creamer used his time in jail to commit to writing the meglamaniac physcosis that was swirling inside his head.
His 628 page rant "Stand Up Straight! How Progressives Can Win" was the blueprint for "...reshaping the structure of one-sixth of the American economy" and is thought to be the first iteration of what later became known as ObamaCare.
Of course it took corrupt union leader Andy "workers of the world unite, it's not just a slogan" Stern and the SEIU to add a few hundred more pages to Creamer's prison rant making it an Obamanation so huge that no one could hope to unravel or comprehend it. Better to "pass it to find out what's inside" as House leader Pelosi advised - of course that's easy for her to say as the health care bill excludes one group: the congressional leadership and committee staff.
Anyone else hoping for an exemption better pony up some contributions. So far 729 companies
representing 2.1 million employees have made the deal - at what cost one can only look to Obama's war chest which took in $86 million in the 2nd quarter
. All 6 GOP candidates combined have raised $35 million by comparison.
Bottom line, no one knows exactly where the stinking turd came from. About all we do know is that it stinks on ice.