After tonight, I didn't have an answer.
What about Canada dad? I told him 'Sorry, they were socialist too.'
What about Mexico? 'Worse. Corruption from the top down.'
What about Brazil or Argentina dad? 'Comprende? State ownership of all assets.'
Dad, what about Europe? 'HAHAHAHAHA. Good one, kid.'
.... hmmmmm.... he thought.... scratching his chin.
What about Iran? Can we go to Iran dad? 'Its probably our best bet son. The last patch of sunlight left on earth.'